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Elder fellow brother, you've returned?
Fellow brothers why don't you use your power together?
We use our power together 15 mins ago
A strange man appeared suddenly
What's it?
Stop him!
Don't let him go!
Stop moving! Catch him!
Who are you? Were you taking me?
What do you want? Say!
Catch him!
He said he's Eunuch Weir of the Ming Dynasty
Your Majesty?!
Why don't you go down on your knees when you see me?
Your Majesty!
Catch him!
Maybe he's really from the Ming Dynasty
You're beaten by the Saint Of Gamblers in Hong Kong
That's why I come back
Is he that great?
Four fellow brothers altogether
may help me to beat him
He's the disciple of God of Gamblers somebody may help him
Don't worry. I've found a gang
who will erase those who help him
5 of us can concentrate on beating Saint of Gamblers
OK, we'll help you to kill Saint Of Gamblers
What do you want?
Are you ready? We're waiting for you
Close the door What?
I'm about to go
It's tight
I've told you not to eat these several times
You should behave yourself You're the Saint of Gamblers
That's why I hide in the washroom and eat
You're
Keep a cigar in your mouth it spells notability
Alright...
Where did you take your cigar?
From my dad Excuse me
Hello reporters, hello relatives
May I introduce to you
this insurmountable unbeatable...
the wonderful partner of mine...
the disciple of God of Gamblers: the Saint of Gamblers
Wonderful!
This isn't a good speech
I learn from my mentor
Great guys maintain low profile when giving speeches
Ladies and gentlemen I, Saint of Gamblers
I'm extremely honored to meet you Thank you!
Wonderful!
Besides having breakfast with my mentor
I learn from him the art of the unbeatable
The most skilful part of the art of winning
I can beat all opponents
I can beat all competitors
Show us your skill
I will. I must find an opponent
I'll be the one Great!
Shuffle the cards yourself, watch
Come on!
What's it?...
Here! Oh my god!
I've got stomach ache
My stomach...
Here Please don't
Something's wrong What?
Your throat
You've almost scared me
Here! Oh!...
There's an extra one
Fine!
It's gallstone. You call that fine?!
What's this art?
Didn't you learn the art of gambling from God of Gamblers?
This is one of the great arts of God of Gamblers
The art of massage on the toes
My mentor's given up all his leisure time
and taught me this skill so that I can help others
What a great man he is!
This is an invaluable picture Please feel free to take photos
What? The art of massage on the toes?
You've gone away for 6 months
Haven't you learnt anything from the God of Gamblers?
Answer that!
Yes
Yes!
I collected rubbish in the backyard of the God of Gamblers every night
Built-in!
Hey! What?
I'm hungry Alright
Where's your shark fin?
What do you want it for?
Since you know the invaluable skill of massaging on the toes
have instant noodles instead
Can't I have some luncheon meat?
Uncle, is it my birthday?
No!
What a big piece of meat this time
It's for celebrating our reunion
It takes me 5 meals to finish these
Is it too big?
It doesn't matter
Mr. Ding will give a speech
Don't eat too fast Alright!
I, Ding Lik, am very glad to meet you in Shanghai
Is this the Shanghai Show?
Is Shanghai a beach? Maybe
I like this name, Ding Lik
Who figured that out?
There's a real person called Ding Lik then
He's the great friend of your grandpa
They started a business together
Really? Yes!
What's the name of grandpa?
Chow Tai Fook
Really? Yes!
Do I have a share in the Chow Tai Fook Jewellery Company?
Two Chow Tai Fooks aren't the same
Your grandpa and Ding Lik sold buns together in Shanghai
Why they sold buns instead of jeweler?
That's it
He's so stupid. He must look horrible
You're wrong. He's handsome Really?
Look at the picture
They're your grandpa and your grandma
Nice looking, like me
Look exactly the same Right!
My god!
You'll look like this when you're old
I don't believe!
I didn't either
What?
Reading blue magazine?
Shut up! What?
My mentor told me this is the French God of Gamblers
A famous guy in Shanghai
He's an unbeatable man
That great?!
He gambled well and he had special power...
So he never loses?
No, the book says...
He's once beaten by a mysterious guy
called Comment Allez-vous
Strange name, I can't believe it
Hey! Brother Ng so you've come back to Hong Kong?
Something from mentor? Fine. I'll wait for you
This is our ancestral house
Your grandpa passed it to me
I'll pass it to you
It's got a history over 100 years
But it still stands here. Like me
You just can't stand up Bullshit!
I feel that
we'll have a strange experience tonight
Something incredible will happen
What?
No idea!
Will you play a part?
You decide
You should
You're smart
It's a wonderful world Why you said so?
I heard that grandpa was shy Yes!
You never feel shy
That's what I am What the hell can you do?
Nothing, I admire you
Frankly, grandpa was so effeminate
but then he's able to find a woman my grandma
A Son of a bitch united them Son of a bitch?!
What can you see?
Nothing. How about you?
Me either
Can you go inside and take a tin...? Can you go inside and take...?
Needn't be that mean!...
There're 5 here. Can you take them all
Let's do it together
As I expected something incredible happens
Damn it!
I'm coming!
Don't behave like that You'll scare them away
It's just an illusion. Let's go!
Wao!
What?
You're always like this
Abracadabra
Objects moved in air. Amazing!
Out!
Why force me?
Why?...
Catch and hold him!
I am!
Boxing of the Saint of Gamblers!
Are you alright?
I've beaten you up will your mouth foam?
You're foaming at the mouth
Me? Yes!
Just Saliva! Saliva?
Call it piss
You kid, you're so weak
I'm old and still firm after somebody's given me a punch
You threw up like hell last time Last time only...
This time I haven't I'd rather fall down
Are you alright?
Okay, I'm falling down
Ouch!
What's burning?
Me!
It's burning!
Water!...
Your majesty!
This eunuch's beard His castration must be incomplete
Servants! Yes!
Go castrate him again
No, your Majesty!
Don't castrate me. Your Majesty!
Don't castrate me, don't
Don't castrate me, don't...
Here!
It's over. Give it back to me!...
Uncle!
Brother Ng!
Where's Sing?
He was with me
Then somebody hit me and I fainted
What do you want Sing for?
The God of Gamblers wants him to have this telephone
He'll call him over something urgent I see!
What can we do?
Look for him OK
Chow Sing Cho
I knew it's you
You insulted me on the gambling boat
I'm revenging this time
There's no end to revenge
Moreover, I don't mind if you can
But I'm afraid you'll lose again
If you're more powerful than me
it's me instead of you who's revenging
My god!
5 of us will use our power together
You'll die
Sing!
Don't come over here!
Your mentor calls you!
Go away!
I'll say you're busy!
Something's got me stuck... Oh no!
Uncle's telephone?!
Hello!
What's happened?
It's a long story. Where're you?
I'm invited to police headquarters for a meeting Hang up now!
To deal with the robbers with the powerful arms
And you? Where're you?
No idea. The New Territories maybe
I'm having a meeting Give it to me!
Brother Ng...
Who's there interrupting? Me!
Who are you?
I'm Chow Sing Cho, the Saint of Gamblers
I'm Commissioner Wong nicknamed Scissors Legs
What legs?
Scissors Legs, they'll smash your head
Ask him to be smart or his head will be smashed Hello
Your friend is so cheeky
Sing, are you alright?
I'm fine Are you in the police headquarters?
I'll take a taxi and come to you
OK, see you later. Bye-bye
Ask him to be smart or I'll smash his head
Come in!
Commissioner have you just used the phone?
Can't I?
All other phones broke down while you're using
That's the Telephone Company's business
Are you nuts?
Excuse me, what's this place?
I didn't mean it
Where can I take a taxi?
Miss!
Uncle
Uncle, what're you doing?
Hey, are you crazy?
Are you hanging yourself?
What're doing? What did you say?
What're you doing?
Get back down there first
Why lying on top of me? Shame to you
You're so effeminate and in such strange clothes?
Have you got crazy?
I don't know what you're saying
You've interrupted my killing myself
Why do you wanna kill yourself?
I'm out of love the 37th time
You're always out of love
It's nothing to be out of love 37 times in one's life
I'm out of love 37 times in a week
That's worth killing yourself I'll help you go up
I don't wanna die now
You must be crazy. Stop kidding
Tell me, what's this place?
What happened, Uncle?
Why calling me Uncle? I'm so young!
My name's Chow Tai Fook
What's your job?
I'm selling Shanghai buns
What this board means?
No spitting around!
What the Shanghai government means?
This is Shanghai
This is Shanghai?! Yes!
The Shanghai where Hui Man-keung and Ding Lik existed? Yeah!
But Hui Man-keung got shot last night
You mean he's dead in the TV episode?
No, it's in the news. Look!
Tycoon Hui Man-keung was killed by 46 shots
July 1937?! Today's July 1937?
Right. The year of the cow
Uncle!...
Who're you calling?
Why don't you tremble?
Why should I?
Are you really my grandpa? Grandpa?
You wanna be my grandson?
What's your name?
Son-of-a-bitch! Mr. Son!
What?
Shit! So what I've heard is true?
What have you heard?
The highest level of special power
will change time and space
The person who uses special power will travel back and forth the time
What're you saying?
The telephone! What telephone?
What's this? It's interesting
Engaged! What's it?
I must figure this out Hey!
Grandson...
What's it?...
This is incredible
How can I believe this?
Why not, I'm still unmarried
and I believe you're my grandson
Are the police coming? No idea!
It's nothing to do with me
Nothing to do with me!
Over there!
In red?!
You beat me up because I'm in red?
Right! To take revenge for Brother Keung
What?
I'm not in red. I don't have to run
Then I don't have to either
Why? I'm a good fighter
Really? Right!
Is that so?
Great!
Your grandson is a great fighter
Really? Yes!
Great!
I can beat 9 at a time without any weapon
Great!
Why don't you sit down
have a sugar cane, and watch me? Fine!...
OK? What K?
Wonderful! Wonderful!
Hi!
Prepare for the funeral!
Fall down!
Get to hospital immediately. Stop!
You'll get nothing by that
Grandson, finish your performance?!
Not yet. Sit back first
Many guys in black over there Deal with them
It doesn't hurt when I beat people up today Really?
So what then?
You go!
Fine! Oh!
Damn you!...
I'll finish this one, you go for the others Fine!
Who are you? Why I don't know you?
Because I'm your senior
Secret code!
What secret code?
Listen, twinkle twinkle little star How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high. What's next?
Like a diamond in the sky
Wrong It's London bridge is falling down
I don't get it?!
Damn it!
Change the color and it'll be fine
It's lucky grandpa can go away early
Should've known that
This guy in red has it now Yes...
It may be fine
What can I do?
Walk slowly and we won't alert them
But we're in black
They don't know if you don't tell
Really?! Cut him into pieces!
Damn it!
Does it hurt? Yes!
It's strange!
The Kung-fu of In-between?!
The more in between the more powerful it is
So this is the lost Kung-fu of In-between?!
Disperse!
You should let one stay in between
You still wanna run away?
Big brother, are you alright?
Are you alright?
Nine in between You're in trouble this time!
Can't reach the end of the street Damn it
Big brother... Are you alright? Big brother...
Where's Tiger Lui?
He's dead!
Here!
Who kill him?
I don't know...
Mr. Ding, Tiger Lui is dead
How?
A kid killed him by a punch
Good grandson, are you alright?
Ding Lik... Boss Ding?
Ding Lik
Mr. Ding, how are you?
Buddy thank you for revenging for Brother Man
Brother Man, you mean Hui Man-keung?
He's killed by Tiger Lui yesterday
He deserved then
I said Tiger Lui deserved
I sent a lot of men here for the revenge
but I couldn't find him
You did it. Smart young man!
Somebody's dead here
Mr. Ding, the guy is checking around
Ching, you finish him off We go home first Yes!
We can just walk away while so many are dead?
This is Shanghai
I've sworn that anybody who revenges for Brother Man
can have 3 wishes come true
I've got only one wish left
To return Hong Kong in 1991 No...
You said you come from Hong Kong 1991
This is incredible
You can't find this watch in your time
And...
This a mobile phone, a product in 1991
You call this a phone?
I'll believe you if somebody answers your call
I can call people in my time
I can even let you speak to them
Show me
Still engaged
But you can hear it
Somebody's speaking English
It's just something making a strange noise
You can't prove it's a telephone
I've really talked to somebody in 1991 through it
It's just being engaged
I'll show you later
It doesn't matter when you come from
Even if you really come from Hong Kong 1991
now that you're in Shanghai 1937
You're no way home
Why not stay and help me?
Good!
Grandson, thank Mr. Ding for thinking highly of you
This means I've to join the triads?
Everybody in Shanghai is a triad member
Everybody here, you and me
You aren't!
I am!
You're a sissy You can't be a triad member
Come back!
I hate people saying that I'm effeminate
You are! I'm a triad member!
So you're an effeminate triad member
No! I'm the top killer of the triad society
Look at him!
No. I'm atop killer of a triad
OK, you're a top killer
and you're an effeminate top killer
I ain't! I ain't effeminate! You are!
I'm not! I hate this most! No argue!
Don't say that! You really are!
Please stop! I ain't! What are you doing?
No... Listen to me...
You're extremely effeminate
Face it!
I'm a triad member!
What nuisance!
I'm really a triad member!
Throw onto the street, please!
Throw him out!
Yes, Mr. Ding!
Don't come closer or I'll beat you up
Grandson, help!
No! I didn't mean it
You should mean what you say to me
This is your first wish!
Hold it! I want him to be healthy and long life
Fine!
Let him off
Please!
This is your second wish
What an egghead! You've wasted 2 wishes
Tell us your third wish
I wish we had a lot of jewelers
a lot of beautiful women
a lot of macho guys to protect us
4 Mercedes
Greed will get you nowhere
Mr. Ding, it's simple
My wish is that I can have 3 more wishes
Good! Greed is the deriving force for man
I like greedy guys like you
Better that hypocrites
Hold this gold coin
Return it to me when you're in need
I'll try my best to satisfy
What's your name?
Son-of-a-bitch! I...
You really are Son-of-a-bitch!
Damn you, my name is Chow Sing Cho!
Sing, if you stay in Shanghai
you can become great personage in Shanghai
Why do you say so?
Since you're so greedy
Thanks Mr. Ding! But
I don't wanna be a great personage in Shanghai
You must believe what I've said
I only want to go back to my time
I must figure out a way to go back
Sing, let it be
We'll talk it over after Man's funeral tomorrow
Nobody answers?
Are you kidding me? Always engaged in these 2 days
So what is it?
I don't know why...
I wanna piss!
Hold it, there isn't even a tree around
I've held it for long but it's unbearable
I've got treasure handed down in our family
It can cure your desire to piss Really?
Yes! Give it to me, quick!
I've been using it since I was a kid
Mr. Ding the Mayor and Miss Yu-san arrive
I've seen her before What's it?
The treasure handed down in our family
Is it nice?
I've seen the girl in black with a hat before
When?
Before you hanged yourself
I've seen her before though she looks different now
but it's the same person
So what? Nothing!
I'm sorry about Mr. Hui
What a loss to us!
Thank you Mayor
Please don't call me Mayor
Yu-san! Lik!
Let me introduce you to my new friend
Where he is?
Sing, come here! Yes!
He's taken revenge for Man
The hero who killed Tiger Lui
Hi
Mr. Chow nice to meet you
We know each other!
You know each other?
Mr. Chow, I'm afraid I don't know you
Remember the riverside last time
Yu-san is the daughter of the Mayor Hello!
And my best friend Really?!
She doesn't seem to know you
Mr. Ding, Wong Kam-kwai arrives
Mr. Ding, who is he?
A hypocrite!
He's the sworn brother of Tiger Lui
The enemy of Ding Lik
He's the man behind the death of Hui Man-keung
I'm sorry for coming late, Mr. Ding
It's alright. Nobody here will mind
Mr. Ding, you're indeed frank
I wanna discuss a business with you
I hope it's not the one you talked with Brother Man
A Japanese spy admires your talent
Hui Man-keung was a fool Mr. Ding you're clever
I think you know how to seize the opportunity
His look tells he's a cunning guy
His mouth betrays his words
Go and tell the Japanese
I, Ding Lik will never betray my country
Don't make me force you
How dare you talk to me like that?!
Hal...
Good! Let's go!
You're so great You know what he wants to say
There's a standard dialogue for cunning guys
All TV episodes in our time show that
Go! Mr. Ding!
Hairy, you protect Mr. Ding I'll shield you against them
Danger!
Very dangerous, don't move
Hairy! Hairy!
Mr. Ding machine guns are in the rocks over there
Over there, kill him
Try and rescue Brother Lik!
Don't worry, nobody can hurt him
Nobody can see him...
How come? I can't see him!
How about over there? No!
Over here?
How are you?
I've overused my power
Good grandson!
How are you?
Good grandson!
Don't go I won't
Oh, my god! Damn You!
How are you?
I'm sick!
Do you really know magic?
You've made them impossible to see Mr. Ding
This is called...
If I say I know magic will you believe me?
I will!
Will you? Yes!
I come from another age will you believe? I believe
How about I'm your grandson? I believe you too
Don't you think this is very stupid? Extremely stupid!
So you believe? I do!
Why? I don't know...
I liked you since the first time I saw you
You don't seem to hurt me
Really? Really!
I won't hurt you because you're indeed my grandpa
Good grandson! Grandpa!
Good grandson!... Grandpa!
Where's Miss Yu-san?
She's gone. She said she didn't know you
Impossible, maybe she's shy to admit
Damn you, you're in love
Stop talking nonsense
You are. Your look betrays you
Really?! Yes!
Indeed? No difference!
How about this? Even more so!
I think this is fine
This is the worst!
So Miss Yu-san tells too
Of course she can
Well, I've to remove all obstacles
Clear all enemies and...
date her
Hold it... Why?
I should figure out how to return to my time
Stop worrying too much
Have you figured out? Not yet!
Then date her
Not yet
Why?
Mr. Ding is so kind to help us to start a business
And he's so fond of Miss Yu-san
If I date her... Don't be silly
It's fair to compete
What's more important... What?
You're too ugly to date her
Father, I've sin
Everybody is a sinner
But I wanna commit sin now
and I can't help it
Pray and ask God to give you strength
so that you can help yourself
If I really commit a sin
will God forgive me?
If you've sinned and if you regret it sincerely
God will surely forgive you
Thanks God!
Don't you think it's crowded in here? I'm sorry!
How's it going? All right?
Everything's alright
Does Miss Yu-san come here daily? Yes
She's coming!
Action!...
Thanks, Father!
You're coming for a confession?
This is really great!
I'll leave you two alone
Spring, wait for me outside Yes!
Father, I've sin
Everybody is a sinner
Father, your voice has changed
I dreamed and saw God last night
I Saw Holy Mart too
We've talked a lot and throat is sore now
We've talked about you Me?!
You're a fallen angel
You've to choose the Mr. Right for you
and he's already here
Have I seen him?
Yes, he's rescued you once
Have you noticed a handsome man who's rescued you?
A handsome man? No!
The one who rescued me looks stupid
He looks quite handsome and a little stupid
You're destined to love him
Don't make Him disappointed
What's it here?
Sing is great in dating girls
Miss Yu-san believe completely
Isn't it father who's inside?!
Of course not!
You two will have 7 sons and 8 daughters
You two will live in Jardine Hill in Hong Kong
You'll have 5 cars... Father!
Your dreams is getting longer and longer
Believe me and you'll be fine
The one inside isn't father
Let me finish
Who is it?
I wanna sit inside!
No, it's crowded here!
You sex maniac, disguise as the father?
Who's sex maniac? It's you?
Stop pretending!
Spring, let's go!
Miss Yu-san!
Sorry I didn't mean it...
I won't tell this to Mr. Ding Thank you so much!
But hope this won't happen again
Good Grandson!
We're going too far
I've got kicked because of this
but I like her
Who?
The one who kicked me
So what?
I think it's hopeless again
Mr. Ding is coming. Mr. Ding!
My casino is very popular in these 10 years
If you don't mind, come and help me Good...
Small!
Large 18 times. Why bet on small?
I can see through that
14 points. Large
But I wanna lose Mr. Ding, would you mind?
Fine! Go ahead Sing...
What's so exciting?
Will I be beaten if I don't tell?
No
Then I won't tell
14 points. Large
Does he really see through? Mr. Ding!
Congratulations!
I'm honored to have the Mayor
It's my pleasure!
Sing!
Hey!
How come the two of them are here?!
Never mind
I've talked it over with Wong Kam-kwai
He denied everything between you and him in the cemetery
I expected it
Mr. Ding, Wong Kam-kwai's here
Congratulations, Mr. Ding!
I wish your casino every success
You're not welcome here
You can refuse me
But you can't refuse
our Japanese VIP
Nice to meet you, Mr. Ding!
You're indeed very talented, madam
I'm impressed
Thanks!
I'm so tired. I can't stand it
I thought she's powerful
It's only a body double
Stand aside!
Mr. Ding I'm being direct
You want your casino to make money
And I wanna win money too
What do you wanna bet on? Large-Small
How many chips can I exchange for these 2 boxes of gold?
Give her 10 million francs
Yes
Sing, wake up! Enemy by doorstep!
Please madam!
Tai-kun
3, 3, 2, 8 points. Small
Good, I'll bet all on Small then
3, 3, 2, 8 points. Small
She wins. Shake it well
1, 2, 3, 6 points. Small
Open it!
1, 2, 3, 6 points. Small
Bingo again! Bravo! Bingo again!
She wins
Mr. Ding, we've got to find a solution
It seems he can see through it
What?
Try and wake Sing Yes
Sing...
This is the most powerful awakening pill
Anybody can wake after taking it
Give it to him, quick
Wake! Sing...
He's awake
What's it?
A guy outside won a lot of money Is he?!
Tai-kun!
Sing... What's that pill of yours?
He fell asleep again It's like that
We've got to risk!
Miss Yu-san please go over there and help
Or Mr. Ding will lose all his money
Howl can help?
Come over here!
Hey, wake up
Come over... Please help us
Howl can help?
Lower your head
Sing, I'm Yu-san, how are you?
Miss Yu-san, are you kissing me?
Can you rinse your mouth first next time?
Mr. Ding I can win easily in your casino
You may have to close your business after this game
You're opening and closing your business on the same day
I won't be afraid of your winning
I'm just afraid you won't bet all
I'm betting all on this game
Shake!
Hold it! Tai-kun, how come you're alive? That's great!
How come you're not dead?
Stay aside
How come you're still alive?
We're friend!
Fine!
How come you're still alive?
You're alive too, why can't I?
Let's stop fighting
I didn't expect to see you here
We're in the same boat
Try and return to 1991
I'm not going with you
I'm important here
I'm rich here
If I go back to 1991
I only got around 100 Renminbi each month
You don't want it, but I want
Please help me
Let's use our power together
I'm coming here to win all money of Ding Lik
and I ain't kidding with you Hey...
Fine, then you can't win Ding Lik
Sing, are you sure?
Bet!
Damn it, I can't see the one below
Is it 1 or 6?
1 is small, 6 is large. Small or large?
It's small. Believe me
Large or small?!
Don't bet on this game
Why not? You wanna lose face?
Large or small?
I can't see through it this time
Shop bullshitting
I've never lost and won't lose face
Perhaps... It's large?!
Bet on large
8 points. Small
Wonderful!
I told you and you betted it wrong
She shouldn't have asked you
Your men have got special power
I'm so impressed
But you should give me a chance to win back
We'll play cards in your casino in 10-day time
Mr. Ding, I'll fully support you
I'll wait and see
If I loss again
Wong Kam-kwai and I leave Shanghai
and vice-versa for Mr. Ding
The mayor is our witness
Mr. Ding, don't buy it
If she wins, I no longer stay here
Fine, deal!
Let's go!
Hold it, where's my uncle?
You'll know soon
Hey, Tai-kun
Let's give our applause to Sing
Wonderful...
No, thanks!
Good...
Our night club wishes Mr. Ding Lik every success in his casino
and he beats all Japanese out
and find true love
Sing's really great!
Do you want a drink?
Cheer!
Sing's got special power. Great?!
He knows, not you
I've got it too
You're kidding
No! I'll show you
Is your ear real?
Come!
Sing! Excuse me!
Come!
What?
Yon can only work when something in-between?
Yes, what's up?
Give me a punch to make me proud
Come on!
You're a nuisance!
Yu-san's kiss made me forget In-between
I'll go over and see
Are you alright? No!
How is it? It hurts...
You're really not alright? Yes...
You're naughty
Spring...
Making money is important for a man
I'll give you money what business will you start?
A Chow Tai Fook Jewellery Company
I only know the business of selling buns
You can't make a lot by selling buns You're right
But I know one who becomes rich by selling buns Who?
McDonalds
What a strange name!
It's a household word!
We've got a director called Mak Dong-hong
and a singer called Madonna
They're so rich
I'll call myself Mcdonfook
It'll be richer than ever
Then set up a McDonfook Bakery Thank you, Mr. Ding!
Try your best I will
I'm so happy today Sing helped me beat the Japanese
I've got a girlfriend, Yu-san and lots of good friends
I've got something to announce
What?
Miss Yu-san and I will be engaged next month
Good...
Sing... are you alright?
Don't scare me
He's seen several doctors Still no progress
Why?
I know a very good German doctor
I'll ask him to come over
A doctor can't heal love-sick
What did you say?
I said he'd love to have ginseng to cure him
I've got a lot
He can have it every meal
I can do anything to make him recover
The future of Shanghai depends on him
Look after him carefully
Miss Spring!
What's it?
Sing's got love-sick
Who does he love?
Don't tell the others
Sure
He loves Miss Yu-san
He wants the girl friend of Ding Lik? No...
The first time he saw Miss Yu-san by the river
She's all in white, riding a horse
She smiled at him
But she didn't wanna talk to him the second time
So he's at a loss
Is it... What?
Nothing!
If I can ask Miss Yu-san to keep him company for a day
Do you think he can get better? Yes
Do you think he can regain his power? Sure!
Fine. Tomorrow I...
No, I'll ask now
Wet-nurse!
Miss Yu-san isn't in
I'm coming for Yu-mong
She's playing in the room
A German doctor has examined her brains
What did he Say?
He said she suffered from meningitis when she's small
That obstructed her growth
She's only got a 5-year-old mentality
She's incurable
Let me see her
OK
Yu-mong!
Spring!
You know him?
Let me bring you to him
Thanks
Come out, everybody
What?
LOOK!
Sweet bean bun!
Here
This one's for you
It's hot
Sing, grandpa's store opens today
Why do you look so stupid?
She's married somebody else
Find another one
It's over!...
Can you say something else? It's over!...
Fook!
Hi! Spring!
Look who's here
Fook! Spring!
I've brought her here
You're really engaged?
No...
Mr. Ding's just kidding!
Really?! Positive!
Did you hear that? She isn't engaged
Go dance and celebrate
Pork buns. Who loves pork buns most?
Who loves freshly baked pork buns?
And lotus buns lard buns, shark fin buns
Smashed bean buns. Guangdong buns
If you don't love Guangdong buns
try the Shanghai buns
There're also steamed bread, pork buns
Little steamed bread, vegetable buns
My friend, which one would you taste?
No matter which one you will taste
Guangdong buns, Shanghai buns...
Some like Guangdong buns
She's only Yu-san's sister
She's only got a 5-year-old mentality
She's only a kid!
Stop it!
My friend, which one would you taste?
No matter which one you will taste?
Guangdong buns, Shanghai buns...
Some like Guangdong buns
Others prefer Shanghai buns
My friend, do you like Guangdong buns or Shanghai buns
Guangdong buns, Shanghai buns
I love pork buns most...
Wanna kill me? Stand it for a while
It's tasteless
I think this one's better
Spring! What?
Look how happy Sing and Yu-san are
I've told you, she's Yu-mong
She's only a 5-year-old kid
They're happy anyway
Mong means dream. It's a romantic name
What tic?
Romantic
I have a name in mind which suits you
What? Withered-dream!
Damn you
Just kidding
Look, how beautiful
Don't go away Spring!
I'll kill you
Yu-san seems so strange?
How strange?
She doesn't talk, just smile
She speaks French
Really? Teach me French
But you should have a French name first
Give me one
You're called Comment Allez-vous, OK...!
Is there any better?
This one is fine. Don't go away!
Comment Allez-vous...
Kar-lun
Give me a kiss, will you?
If only you kiss me, everything...
Return so early Yes
Sing, come here and have some tea OK!
Mr. Ding!
Sing, what happened to your mouth?
A cat bit me
Where've you been today?
Outing. I'm so happy
You've got to be careful
The Japanese woman and Wong Kam-kwai are cruel
They can do everything
I count on you for the gamble 10 days later
Don't worry, Mr. Ding
Yu-san, something's for you
New from France
Change your plaster Sure!
Come...
Mr. Ding, excuse me
Sing's very talented an excellent gambler
But he appears crazy most of the time
I must find him a girlfriend
Which type of girl does he like?
How do I know?
Don't. Not here
She's coming...
Miss Yu-san!
I understand. Because Mr. Ding's here
You dare not talk to me
Do you have time tomorrow? Let's go out again
What're you saying? I don't get it
Nobody's around Don't treat me like that
We're so happy together today
You deserve...
They're 2 different persons
Right...
No, your grandpa says...
Of course you say that
You've neglected me since you found Spring
You're wrong
I don't know what Spring's thinking
Let me tell you, Spring's my grandma
So she's your...
Mom
Your wife
Your wedding picture
Is still hung in my home in 1991 Really?
Believe it or not
What's it? I wanna throw up
You should
What's this noise?
It rings! Indeed?!
Mr. Ding... The phone is ringing
Mr. Ding isn't around. You answer it
Hello!
Sing, I'm Brother Ng
You finally called me
I couldn't get through these 2 days
Me either
Listen carefully
I'm in Shanghai. It's 1937 now
What?
It's ridiculous but you've got to believe me
I'm in Shanghai in 1937
How come?
Because I challenged Tai-kun with my power
As far as I know
the power at its height will change the time
and I was sent many years back
What should I do?
Try and find some men with special power
Use the same method
See if they can bring me back
I see
Our latest anti-terrorists equipment
5 feet 7 human body
Automatic pistol, grenade, gas mask
Hey! One more
Hold it! They can't escape
Pistol with infrared detector. Take it
Wait!
Sing, I'll rescue you
Don't talk too much with him
I'm Commissioner Wong. Who are you?
I'm the Shanghai Saint of Gamblers in 1937
I'm Scissors Legs
No matter it's 1937 or 1997
I'm hurrying to have a meeting
I wanna talk to Brother Ng
Or I'll smash your head with a punch
You'll smash my head?
My legs will break your neck
Keep it short with him
Don't hang up yet. Hello...
He's really in Shanghai in 1937
You can call him from here?
Don't take me for an idiot
He's not Sing? How come Yu-mong has seen him?
And Ding Lik will surely die
Of course If my daughter marries Ding Lik
he won't be on the defensive
We can kill him before the wedding banquet
We, the Japanese are indeed proud of you
We let you be the Mayor and you're indeed helpful
Thank you!
We've 1:0 kill Ding Lik first
That Chow Sing Cho isn't an obstacle
Hey!
You've heard all we've said
I don't wanna talk to a traitor
I'm a traitor. What about your dad?
He's not a traitor
Right, he's not a traitor
He's a dog of the traitors
You hit me?
Yu-san
Why did you push my daughter down there?
She's heard all Stop it!
This isn't time for asking who's responsible
Your daughter's dead Who will Ding Lik marry?
Her!
Her?!
She's my daughter a little mentally retarded
Doesn't matter. She looks like Yu-san
Be good, drink!
You're not Yu-mong now. You're Yu-san
Ding Lik's your fiance
I'll kill you if you don't follow my words
Drink!
Mayor!
Lik!
How's Miss Yu-san?
Not serious. Just got a flu
Yu-san, how are you?
Yu-san, are you alright?
Miss Yu-san!
Though Sing is our very good friend
You can't do that
She acted strangely because she's not feeling well
Don't... Mr. Ding!
Don't Mr. Ding!
Lik!
Mr. Ding!
Lik!
Though I'm very handsome
you shouldn't do that in front of Mr. Ding
You got that?
Please, don't be too extreme
I beg you, please don't
You've got a strange temper I'm at a loss
What do you want? Tell me!
Where's Mr. Ding?
Gone. He asked you to meet him at the club
Something important to discuss with you OK!
Sing, why did Mr. Ding ask for you?
It's been several hours he's still not arrived
Why?
Is he mad with you since his girl loves you?
Don't be silly
Let's play safe. Let's go
This isn't a good idea What?
When Hui Man-keung stepped out of here the other night
he got shot
If we stepped out, maybe...
Let's wait here a bit longer
Until when?
Anybody?
No!...
No!... Look carefully
No, don't worry
Nothing happened
We should be careful You're right
Wong Kam-kwai?
Hey Don't touch me yet
So it's Wong Kam-kwai
How come the Mayor's with him?
The Mayor is also a traitor
So it's Wong instead of Ding who asked you to come
So you're the traitor too
I would've beaten the hell out of you Yes
You won't do it? I'll
Hey!
Why?...
You've got no using value
Hey!
Who is it?
He's a brilliant fighter of Japan
Sing, help!
Rescue him
Are you grandpa or uncle?
He's my uncle
He and Tai-kun are in my hand
Good grandson!
What do you want?
You must know
Uncle, grandpa, to rescue you...
I have to give up myself to this female beast
Come over!
Damn you!
You thought I liked you?
I want you to kill Ding Lik
That's impossible
He's very kind to me. I can't
Can you?
Wong Kam-kwai, the punishment
Pull! Don't
Yes
Watch out!
It's been lengthened! Don't...
You don't know him
My uncle's a hero
He won't give in
Dad, I can't believe he said such things
You should try the punishment
Take them out
Fook!
Yu-san! Spring!
Spring!
Sing, don't believe them
She's Yu-mong, mentally retarded
What did you say?
They're twins
Ding Lik loves the elder sister You love the idiot
Idiot? Where's Yu-san?
She's killed
Right. I killed her. So what?
Let her off!
Take the 2 of them to... Don't
They can't stand it
Let her finish
They really can't stand it
I promise you, let them off
Take them inside. Let Chow Tai Fook off
How about me?
Stay and continue!
Don't!
I've loosened you. Go away
Use your hands to loosen me, please
Stupid
Haven't they cracked? What do you think?
Come on! Yes
Loosen him!
What do you want from us?
Kill Ding Lik
Kill him?
It's no use to force me
I just can't kill him Right
Hypnotize yourself
You can kill him when you hate him
Hypnotize?
Follow me
I must kill this fucking Ding Lik!
Kill this fucking Ding Lik
She shouted like that in front of me
She sounded hysterical and looked horrible
And I found she's a fool
And I walked out of there
You just walked out?
Because I have special power
You can't see me...
and I was out of there
Mr. Ding, sit here
The Japanese must have a set-up
We can't lose in the gamble the day after tomorrow
Sing, it's too noisy
What did you say? Again!
I can't hear you!
What?
Oh, sorry!
Mr. Ding, don't worry
I know the Japanese will surrender 8 years later
because the Americans bombed...
It's hard
Wanna try some?
Sing, what do you wanna say?
The milk is in your study room
Let me play some chess
Sing, answer me
What?
Do you like Miss Yu-san very much?
Why?
I treasure friends more than women
And the country's now depend on you
I'll let you have Yu-san if you love her
So that you can concentrate
Sing are you alright?
Yes. You're very kind to me
I'm so sorry
Mr. Ding!?
I'm a bit thirsty
You seem to be very thirsty
You drink in whatever you want here
but behave yourself in outside
The Japanese have a kind of drug
to poison important Chinese persons
Many great fighters died because of this
This drug has several features
First, you'll feel extremely excited
Second, mist will come out of you
Third, you can't control your limbs
Then you'll feel cold get a cramp and die
sing, are you alright?!
I'm fine
Fine I'm fine!
You look pale
I'll be fine
Are you sure? Much better!
You look pale
I'll call doctor
Sing Yes!
I'm cool in this leather tie
Come in!
Why didn't kill him?
Sing, are you helping the Japanese?
I can't help it
That woman caught my uncle and Yu-mong
threaten to kill them
Yu-mong?
She's the twin sister of Yu-san
I've been mistaking her for Yu-san
The Mayor is a traitor
Yu-san's killed by Wong Kam-kwai
The one we visited was Yu-mong not Yu-san
Then you come back to kill me
You know I just can't kill you
You've been so nice. I don't wanna do it
Sing, take it
You're a smart guy
If killing me can save them
take it
Hope after you rescue them
kill the woman and Wong for me and for Yu-san
Take it...
Top killer!
Sing Quick
I'm sorry, Mr. Ding. He's my son
Hold it!
There must be some other ways
If only we can take something from Mr. Ding
and take it to her
and then announced the death of Mr. Ding
Maybe this works
So what will you take from me?
These teeth are the only thing left
Only teeth are left? Yes...
We've bombed him. It's in the news
Please let my son off
and also Yu-Mong and Spring?
Don't, Ding Lik's still alive
Sing
Say it again
Sing
Sing...
Fook... Spring...
Spring, how are you?
Sing...
She can call you!
She can call your name!
Sing...
Spring... Fook!
Sing...
Fine
Why don't you speak to Yu-mong?
How can I? She's mentally retarded
She's just a 5-year-old kid
You should've told me earlier
Why are you staring at me?
She takes me for a brother
or a father
And you can take her for a daughter or sister
and be kind to her
Dating isn't the only thing between you
Really?! Sure
Sing
Don't cry! Stop crying...
sing, she's crying!
Talk to her
Yu-mong...
Sing...
Yu-mong...
Sing...
Don't be afraid!
Dad, dinner's ready. The food is good
How dare you!
Dad, don't be mad
Stop it!
You traitor
Listen, if you stop now and let us off
we're still related
A lot of Japanese are outside
You've got no way out even if I let you off
How come you're caught by them?
The other night I tried to find you
Suddenly, I was here
The Japanese woman has caught me and Tai-Kun
Have they stolen your phone?! How do you know?
I saw it and use it
And I could put it through to Hong Kong
You could? Yes!
Who did you call?
The weather forecast!
Damn you You should've called Brother Ng
and asked him to rescue us
Listen
That damn phone doesn't always work
So?
Call until somebody answer
I'll castrate myself if you don't regret it
Don't do it
I'm trying to call
It must be put through
Mr. Loong. Your call
Who is it?
Brother Ng, I'm Tat
Where are you indeed?
We're back in time
We're in Shanghai 1937
We're caught by a Japanese woman
It's 76, Ha Fai Road
Tell Sing that I've found men who've got special power
to come rescue you
Quick that...
Hello...
You said you can take objects in different space
Why doesn't it work?
But I can't take off others pants
They're tight
I know how to hypnotize
I can influence the mind of others
and make them follow my words
But I must pick those who look stupid Why?
Smart guys have stronger will power difficult to be manipulated
This one is great
Take the key and let us out
Open the door right now!...
What?
Open the door
Quickly! Open the door!
Quickly, I can't afford
Oh god!
Force is the most practical thing
A real top killer
You bet!
You're still an effeminate top killer
Top killer Yes
You protect them and go first
Any further mission?
Watch your step OK!
Go quick...
Sing...
Quick
Stop moving. Kick yourself
Punch yourself
Another punch
You can't manipulate me with that
Hey!
My call
Fine!
Stop it
I wanna speak to Loong Ng
Shit, call me this late
Tell him I'll arrest him soon
He stole the police equipment
and took all men with special power away
I'm now being locked
I can't stand it anymore
No big deal
Use your fingers and stab
Now you stabbed his eyes?
No, I've stabbed into his nostrils
Scratch until all this air comes out
It's off. Great
You bet
I've taught Kung-fu through the phone years ago
Where's Loong Ng
I'm locked by a so-called ghost lock
This is difficult
Ask all senior cops to come in
Yes, Sir!
Any idea?
This kind of lock is very powerful
Let's find a way
Stab his eyes
Surrender
Damn you
You're now in trouble
How can you save yourself?
I'll use the Kung-fu of stealing
Steal!
Have you stolen it?
Yes, it's big
Stop talking
I'll teach you Scissors Legs
You jump, with legs touching the wall
Turn 180 degree leg gripping his neck
Is he who shouts?
It's me
Haven't you used Scissors Leg?
I'll save for further use
I was caught by a so-called twist lock
That's even more powerful
Any solutions?
Shoot him...
I haven't got a pistol!
What have you got?
Just a phone
Hit him with it
You've broken my phone give me a new phone
Sing
Why are you coming back?
Hit me, don't hit her
I'm cutting Scissors Legs
Impressed?
Very!
Say sorry then
Sorry
Say to her
Sorry Miss
Fine
Hey!
Scissors Leg is indeed great
Yu-mong, how are you?
Fine... Since he said sorry
Don't be afraid. Stop crying
There's no reason for her to love me
I don't get it
Don't worry, nobody is around
I've said there's no way out
Shake... Don't
Save that. Home now
Go away
Mr. Ding, how come Sing haven't returned?
The Saint of Gamblers seems dare not appear
Give us another 15 minutes
Fine, then you'll lose with no regrets
He'll be treated as loser if he doesn't show up
Remember if you lose
you've to leave Shanghai
Sing, can special power resist bullets?
Sure Fine!
But you'll die afterward's, Fuck you
Shoot!
Get down! OK!
Brother Ng, time's up
I know!
Sing
Brother Ng, you're on time
Where's uncle?
He's in the punishment room
Go quickly Yes,Sir
This one who's 7 feet tall
How did you come here?
I've found the Association Of Special Power
40 members used their special power and sent me here
But after 15 minutes
they'll use power again and bring me back
Let's go!
No, not now!
Why?
Brother Ng! Sing!
You go back with Brother Ng right away
Yu-mong and I are going to the casino
Look after dad for me Sure
Sing, how you come back?
You ask those members to use power after an hour
I'll do mine here
If we can connect, I may go back
You may not succeed. Go with us now
No, I've something to do
That is!
Hey!
It's already half an hour, Mr. Ding
There's nothing you can do
Fine I'll gamble it myself
What's so funny?
He overestimates himself!
I'm here, fine
Please look after Yu-mong for me
And...
Sorry, Mr. Ding, I'm late!
Alright, sit down!
Give me Vitasoya, no, a cup of tea
With ice, please
I'll see how can you win me
What're you doing here?
Who said you're gambling today?
Haven't you lost enough? Get out!
If not me, who's going to gamble?
A famous gambler
The French God of Gamblers Pierre Cashion!
The French God of Gamblers?
So what am I doing?
Take my shoes
The French God of Gamblers has special power
He seems to be more powerful than Tai-kun Yes
Can you manage?
I'll do my best
Each side has chips worth 10 million francs
The one who loses all is loser
I've to test the cards!
The cards are fine
My turn
That's no big deal
Fine for me too
The game starts
French God of Gamblers? With all your chips!
The same move?!
This is me
Fine! I'll follow
Well?! What?
Nothing!
Mutual interference of special power
Again Queen, I want Queen
Who's that? Looks ridiculous!
I don't want a beauty queen but a real Queen
Q!
Damn! I've used up all my power
Open the cards
Fine, you first
You first
So you're not opening your cards?
Yes, I won't. You first
I don't wanna go first too
Let's not gamble. Let's divide the money
That's a good idea!
What're you two doing?
Kids shouldn't interfere with adults business
We won't open the cards. Break even
Another game!
Are you alright?
My power have been used up at the moment
What?
Don't worry, the same of him
I've to bet him without special power
See who's the lucky one
You bid...
All your chips out!
Sorry, it isn't your turn
Yours only a 2
Please bid!
All chips up!
Good boy!
Fine, chips out too
Can I hold half of them?
No way!
Of course I know
Hold it, I want something larger!
Large? Your head?
Yes, you're right. I want your head
Miss Yu-san was killed by this beast
so I'm betting with my head on his
You're crazy!
Afraid? So we're the winner
Fine, bet on your head
Miss
Stop it!
You should prepare for risking your life
Since we've paid you so much
Stop looking around. It's with me
Suit is larger, my friend
How about this?
I want you, your family
that Japanese lady over there
and all your relatives...
Yours ancestors, and all their heads Excuse me
Use you special power and change the card
Quick!
You'll get rewards if I win
Fine. I'll use my power
Don't
Remember me?
I've used my power and get your Heart 3 to the other side
They've got a suit. You take care
Fine, you curse my relatives Same to you
I have a suit! Just open that
Mr. Chow, another side follows you Please show your cards
Open...
Open your cards
The book says...
He's beaten once by a mysterious guy
called Comment Allez-vous
I'll but wait
Ladies and gentleman, anybody here...
called Comment Allez-vous
Please stand up
Mr. Ding do you know such person?
What do you want him for?
It's difficult to explain
I must have him to win this game
You yourself is Comment Allez-vous
Stop kidding. My head will be cut if we lose
Who's kidding? Look!
French God of Gamblers Pierre Cashion
versus China Saint of Gamblers Comment Allez-vous
I'm Comment Allez-vous?
When did I have such name?
Spring told me that...
you're called Comment Allez-vous
Didn't you know?
I am?!
The book says Comment Allez-vous won
They won't lie to me
Tai-kun knows how to change the cards
How can I win? The book won't be wrong
Open or you'll lose and your heads too
Mr. Chow, if you still don't open it you'll lose
It can't be wrong
What are you saying?
Maybe Jesus gives me back a suit
Are you crazy?
I think only Jesus can help you now
This is the only way-out
Jesus, help!
Change!
You want a 3? Mine's 3
Real 3! Who will win?
He's got two pairs. You have A,Q,J,1,2,3
Of course he's winning
Thanks, Jesus!
I'm not Jesus. Do I look like Him?
Why did you change cards again and again?
What about this game?
I'm setting you up!
How much did they pay you?
That isn't the point I can't stand you anymore
I'm not a man if I don't hit you
Bitch! Dead?!
Wong Kam-kwai, give me your head!
Don't move any closer
or I'll blow her brains off
Sing expected this
I'll let you decide
Later, I won't win if without you
How come so windy?
They're using their power to bring me back
But I've used up my power I can't connect
I'll help you one more time
Thank you so much
Mr. Ding, people from my time are bringing me back
I must go now, goodbye!
Really?! Yes!
Sing, take care
I will
I'll tell everybody
the real Ding Lik is more handsome than the one on TV
What're you saying?
I've finished my words
Tai-kun, you've helped me What about yourself?
I'd rather stay and be rich
I'm using my power, you got prepared
OK
Go with me, Yu-mong
Quick!
You really bring her back?
Yes, I'll take her back to 90's
to cure her back to normal
No way!
What?
Look at her
How come?
She lives in 30's
She'll die of old age in 90's
Push her away
Sing
Mr. Ding
My final wish is
please take care of Yu-mong for me
Don't worry. I will
Had we meet earlier my heart would've been with you
And to this day, love never falls
Yu-mong!
You have to go back to USA?
Yes. I'll learn arts of gambling from God of Gamblers
and forget the past
Go and learn, but don't touch girls
I won't
I won't fall in love again
Yee-mong?!
Yee-mong! Naughty guy!
Wait for me!